Why No Man Should Ever Be Caught Not Listening To A Woman

You ever notice how when women talk, they have a tendency of of elevating the stress levels of thier voice towards the end of thier statements? I think it's a way of getting men to pay attention, because even if a woman is making a statement, a man must answer because he hears the inflection in the voice change. And if a man doesn't respond, he's in serious trouble. He's in trouble not because he stopped paying attention to what she was saying 5 minutes ago, but because he didn't bother to catch the last couple of words that the woman he's supposed to be listening to made at the end of each inflection crescendo. AND, women will always ask questions and then answer thier own questions because they don't want to feel like they have to ask a man for the right answer. They know the right answers, they just want men to listen to them. And Men, the more you can keep a woman talking, the more she will enjoy talking at you. Achem, I mean to you, talking to you ; )